The Super Duper Joke Book Volume 1

The Super Duper Joke Book Volume 1 — page 5 — What do you get if you cross a hippo with a hog The world’s biggest pork chops What do you get if you cross a sheep and a large primate A boon bah What do you call a dapper king of the jungle A dandy lion What do you get if you cross a coyote and a chimp A howler monkey What kind of exercises do bunnies do Hareobics What do you get if you spill boiling water down a rabbit hole Hot cross bunnies What theory did the famous skunk philosopher propose I stink therefore I am 8 The Super Duper Joke Book Volume 1

The Super Duper Joke Book Volume 1 — page 6 — Where did the actor skunk deliver his monologue Scenter stage ATTENTION Rabbits like to rent garden apartments What do space squirrels like to eat Astronuts What do you get if you cross minks and pines Very expensive fur trees What do you get when a bunny marries Bambi Hare deer everywhere Show me two skunks who enlist in the Marine Corps and I’ll show you a phew good men What do you call a grizzly that sheds Bear naked What lives in an oak tree and cooks greasy meals A frying squirrel Kooky Animal Kingdom 9

The Super Duper Joke Book Volume 1 — page 7 — How do rabbits fly to Europe They take a hare plane What’s soggy and has large antlers A rain deer How much money do a dozen skunks have They have twelve scents How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood Check out its bark What’s black and white and green all over A sloppy skunk eating pea soup Why couldn’t the herd of deer buy dinner Because they only had one buck What did the judge say when lawyer skunk appeared before him Odor in the court How do you get rid of unwanted rabbits Use hare remover What did Mr Beaver say to the oak tree It’s been nice gnawing you ATTENTION Skunks use smell phones Snake phones have crawler I D Roadrunner phones have speed dial 10 The Super Duper Joke Book Volume 1

The Super Duper Joke Book Volume 1 — page 8 — What’s the slowest way to send a letter Snail mail Then there was the gopher publisher who printed an underground newspaper Why was the fox so depressed The hunting dogs kept hounding him day and night Knock Knock Who’s there I flounder I flounder who I flounder in the shoe department What did Ms Frog wear on her feet Open toad shoes How did Mr Turtle pay his bills He shelled out cash What’s worse than buying mittens for an octopus Buying sneakers for a centipede Which animal lives in the White House and eats fish The presidential seal What’s the best way to save a frog’s life Clamp his mouth shut so he can’t croak Kooky Animal Kingdom 11

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