The Super Duper Joke Book Volume 1

The Super Duper Joke Book Volume 1 — page 7 — How do rabbits fly to Europe They take a hare plane What’s soggy and has large antlers A rain deer How much money do a dozen skunks have They have twelve scents How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood Check out its bark What’s black and white and green all over A sloppy skunk eating pea soup Why couldn’t the herd of deer buy dinner Because they only had one buck What did the judge say when lawyer skunk appeared before him Odor in the court How do you get rid of unwanted rabbits Use hare remover What did Mr Beaver say to the oak tree It’s been nice gnawing you ATTENTION Skunks use smell phones Snake phones have crawler I D Roadrunner phones have speed dial 10 The Super Duper Joke Book Volume 1

The Super Duper Joke Book Volume 1 — page 8 — What’s the slowest way to send a letter Snail mail Then there was the gopher publisher who printed an underground newspaper Why was the fox so depressed The hunting dogs kept hounding him day and night Knock Knock Who’s there I flounder I flounder who I flounder in the shoe department What did Ms Frog wear on her feet Open toad shoes How did Mr Turtle pay his bills He shelled out cash What’s worse than buying mittens for an octopus Buying sneakers for a centipede Which animal lives in the White House and eats fish The presidential seal What’s the best way to save a frog’s life Clamp his mouth shut so he can’t croak Kooky Animal Kingdom 11

The Super Duper Joke Book Volume 1 — page 9 — What did Judge Mole say to the gopher witness Remember to tell the hole truth What do you get if you cross a turtle with a flock of geese A down slow zone Why did the boy porcupine follow the girl porcupine everywhere she went He was stuck on her What did Mrs Fox say to Baby Fox when she put him to bed Pheasant dreams son Knock Knock Who’s there Gopher Gopher who Gopher a walk to calm your nerves What kind of bread does a gopher eat Hole wheat What did one porcupine say to the other Quit needling me me needling Quit Knock Knock Who’s there Rabbit Rabbit who Rabbit up It’s an order to go What does Bullwinkle Moose drink when he has an upset stomach seltzer o Elk Why was the little bunny in the timeout chair He was having a bad hare day 12 The Super Duper Joke Book Volume 1

The Super Duper Joke Book Volume 1 — page 10 — Mother Why did you take your goldfish out of the bowl Boy He needs a bath What do you call a boy slug that lives in a shell Snail male What happened to the frog that parked near a fire hydrant He got toad away What did the robber porcupine say to his quills It’s time for a stick up Why did Mr Mole risk all of his poker chips on one hand Because he wanted to gopher broke Why do rabbits never go bald They constantly reproduce hares How does a skunk get rid of odors He uses an guisher stink ex Kooky Animal Kingdom 13 What is a rabbit’s favorite playground playground game Hopscotch What do rabbits like to eat for dessert Carrot cake What do you call a very athletic hare A jock rabbit Why was the lion king sad and lonely He had no pride What do little frogs use to catch fish Tadpoles

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