Knock Knock Who’s there Gecko Gecko who Gecko ing or you’ll be late for school What goes Bounce Bonk Bounce Bonk Bounce Bonk A kangaroo hopping around in a room with a low ceiling NOTICE Rich kangaroos always have deep pockets What do you get if you cross an Australian animal with a cheerleader A kangarooter Why was the lion dripping wet He had a water mane break What do you call a ram that lives at the top of a mountain A hillbilly goat 6 The Super Duper Joke Book Volume 1 Knock Knock Who’s there Weasel Weasel who Weasel while you work What’s black and white and slowly turning blue A very cold penguin What does a polar bear wear when his head is cold An ice cap What happens when two zebras crash into each other They see stars and stripes
What kind of sharks live in the desert Sand sharks What kind of sharks eat lions eaters Mane What kind of shark has no friends A lone shark What sign makes a shark happy No fishing Why are drowning sharks always left to die Because who’d give a shark mouth mouth to resuscitation What did the shark say when he saw Moby Dick I think I’ll have some white meat What does a shark call a bunch of fish swimming together together A school lunch Why did the great white go to the hospital He needed shark therapy What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a jungle vine A jump rope What do you get if you cross a hyena and a parrot An animal that laughs and then asks itself what’s so funny What do you get if you cross frogs with chameleons Leapin lizards Kooky Animal Kingdom 7
What do you get if you cross a hippo with a hog The world’s biggest pork chops What do you get if you cross a sheep and a large primate A boon bah What do you call a dapper king of the jungle A dandy lion What do you get if you cross a coyote and a chimp A howler monkey What kind of exercises do bunnies do Hareobics What do you get if you spill boiling water down a rabbit hole Hot cross bunnies What theory did the famous skunk philosopher propose I stink therefore I am 8 The Super Duper Joke Book Volume 1
Where did the actor skunk deliver his monologue Scenter stage ATTENTION Rabbits like to rent garden apartments What do space squirrels like to eat Astronuts What do you get if you cross minks and pines Very expensive fur trees What do you get when a bunny marries Bambi Hare deer everywhere Show me two skunks who enlist in the Marine Corps and I’ll show you a phew good men What do you call a grizzly that sheds Bear naked What lives in an oak tree and cooks greasy meals A frying squirrel Kooky Animal Kingdom 9
