The Super Duper Joke Book Volume 1

The Super Duper Joke Book Volume 1 — page 1 — CHAPTER 1 KOOKY ANIMAL KINGDOM

The Super Duper Joke Book Volume 1 — page 2 — What’s gray weighs 2,000 pounds and spins around like a top A hippo stuck in a revolving door How can you tell the difference between a zebra corporal and a zebra sergeant The zebra sergeant will have more stripes ATTENTION Moles sell houses hole sale What’s black and white and red all over A sloppy penguin eating tomato soup What weighs two tons and is gray and lumpy A hippo with the mumps Why do chameleons make great party guests Because they always blend in Knock Knock Who’s there I adder I adder who I adder in a trap but she escaped ATTENTION Wild hogs tell boaring stories What do you get if you cross an antelope with a journalist A gnus reporter What do you call a seasick rhino A green horn Kooky Animal Kingdom 5

The Super Duper Joke Book Volume 1 — page 3 — Knock Knock Who’s there Gecko Gecko who Gecko ing or you’ll be late for school What goes Bounce Bonk Bounce Bonk Bounce Bonk A kangaroo hopping around in a room with a low ceiling NOTICE Rich kangaroos always have deep pockets What do you get if you cross an Australian animal with a cheerleader A kangarooter Why was the lion dripping wet He had a water mane break What do you call a ram that lives at the top of a mountain A hillbilly goat 6 The Super Duper Joke Book Volume 1 Knock Knock Who’s there Weasel Weasel who Weasel while you work What’s black and white and slowly turning blue A very cold penguin What does a polar bear wear when his head is cold An ice cap What happens when two zebras crash into each other They see stars and stripes

The Super Duper Joke Book Volume 1 — page 4 — What kind of sharks live in the desert Sand sharks What kind of sharks eat lions eaters Mane What kind of shark has no friends A lone shark What sign makes a shark happy No fishing Why are drowning sharks always left to die Because who’d give a shark mouth mouth to resuscitation What did the shark say when he saw Moby Dick I think I’ll have some white meat What does a shark call a bunch of fish swimming together together A school lunch Why did the great white go to the hospital He needed shark therapy What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a jungle vine A jump rope What do you get if you cross a hyena and a parrot An animal that laughs and then asks itself what’s so funny What do you get if you cross frogs with chameleons Leapin lizards Kooky Animal Kingdom 7

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