Nathan Hale's Hazardous Tales #10: Blades of Freedom
MANHATTAN NEW YORK SEPTEMBER 22 1776 GATHER ROUND YOUNG AND OLD AND BY EXECUTION YOU MEAN STORY TIME STEP RIGHT UP AND SEE THE HANGING THE EXECUTION OF THE SPY NATHAN HALE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN I HOPE SO TELLING STORIES IS MORE FUN THAN BEING EXECUTED IT'S GETTING HOT AND THE MOSQUITOES ARE BEGINNING TO ANNOY ME I'LL TAKE A MOSQUITO BITE OR TWO FOR THESE WACKY STORIES SO LET'S GET TO IT WHAT'S THIS STORY GONNA BE ABOUT WAR FAMINE MURDER NATHAN HALE THE PROVOST THE HANGMAN BILL RICHMOND CANNIBALISM PLAGUES A LAND PURCHASE REAL ESTATE TWO CUDDLY KITTENS FINDING LOVE IN A COLD COLD WORLD THE LOUISIANA PURCHASE WHAT A LAND PURCHASE I'D RATHER HEAR THE TWO KITTENS STORY
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WERE TWO KITTIES LOOK AT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE AND EVENTS YATA THIS LAND PURCHASE WAS THE RESULT OF MANY WILD AND TWISTING EVENTS INVOLVING THESE ONE KITTEN'S NAME WAS FANTA STACIA IT'S A GOOD STORY MAYBE FOR A LANDLORD THE OTHERS MEOW THOLOMEW THERE ARE REVOLUTIONS WARS FANTA STACIA LIVED IN A CUPCAKE SHOP PEOPLE'S HEADS GET CUT OFF MEOW THOLOMEW PLAYED THE FLUTE TOOT TOOTLY DOOT REALIY ENOUGH LET'S GET TO THIS LAND TALE I'M LEANING TOWARD THE LAND PURCHASE STORY SORRY
TA DA I DONT WANT TO LEARN ABOUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE THE LOUISIANA PURCHASE WHEEL OF HISTORY THAT IS A LOT OF PEOPLE VERY WELL WELL MAKE A GAME OF IT OOH THIS LOOKS FUN WHY DIDNT YOU JUST START WITH THIS THAT'S A LOT OF HEADS IT'LL TAKE FOREVER TO GET THROUGH THEM LOUISIANA PURCHASE TA DA WHEEL OF HISTORY YOU ARENT MAKING THINGS EASY TODAY SPIN THE WHEEL AND WELL TALK ABOUT THE PERSON OR THING WE LAND ON WE COULD JUST HANG YOU THERE TWO AT A TIME CAN WE DO THIS ME FIRST I WANNA SPIN STEP RIGHT UP OH BABY GIMME SOMEONE WACKY 6
MARKY BARBY MARBWA ONE TWO THREE A MAN WITH A BIG WIG LA SALLE CRANK SPIN MARQUIS DE BARBE MARBOIS AND NO BARBY MARBWA OOF I HOPE I DON'T GET HIM NO BARBY MARBWA MARQUIS DE BARBÉ MARBOIS SHOO NOO000 LEMME SPIN AGAIN HA TAKE THAT BARBY MARBWA BUZZ OFF SORRY HAHA NO DO OVERS SWAT I'VE GOT IT MARKY BARBY MARBWA TELL YOUR TALE CAPTAIN HALE HANG ON A SECOND WE HAVE TO GO BY THE WHEEL RIGHT WELL THE ARROW IS POINTING AT THE MOSQUITO OKAY THIS STORY BEGINS WITH LA SALLE AND PLORK A MOSQUITO YES HE'S NOT WRONG RIDICULOUS 7
