Nathan Hale's Hazardous Tales #10: Blades of Freedom
BUT NOT EVERYBODY CAN BE ON THE COVER GOOD GRAVY WHO ARE THESE ODDBALLS THEY'RE ALL PART OF THE STORY NATHAN TALES NHHT HAZARDOUS HALES VIT BLADDES of FREEDOM ABRAMS BOOKS NEW YORK
MANHATTAN NEW YORK SEPTEMBER 22 1776 GATHER ROUND YOUNG AND OLD AND BY EXECUTION YOU MEAN STORY TIME STEP RIGHT UP AND SEE THE HANGING THE EXECUTION OF THE SPY NATHAN HALE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN I HOPE SO TELLING STORIES IS MORE FUN THAN BEING EXECUTED IT'S GETTING HOT AND THE MOSQUITOES ARE BEGINNING TO ANNOY ME I'LL TAKE A MOSQUITO BITE OR TWO FOR THESE WACKY STORIES SO LET'S GET TO IT WHAT'S THIS STORY GONNA BE ABOUT WAR FAMINE MURDER NATHAN HALE THE PROVOST THE HANGMAN BILL RICHMOND CANNIBALISM PLAGUES A LAND PURCHASE REAL ESTATE TWO CUDDLY KITTENS FINDING LOVE IN A COLD COLD WORLD THE LOUISIANA PURCHASE WHAT A LAND PURCHASE I'D RATHER HEAR THE TWO KITTENS STORY
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WERE TWO KITTIES LOOK AT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE AND EVENTS YATA THIS LAND PURCHASE WAS THE RESULT OF MANY WILD AND TWISTING EVENTS INVOLVING THESE ONE KITTEN'S NAME WAS FANTA STACIA IT'S A GOOD STORY MAYBE FOR A LANDLORD THE OTHERS MEOW THOLOMEW THERE ARE REVOLUTIONS WARS FANTA STACIA LIVED IN A CUPCAKE SHOP PEOPLE'S HEADS GET CUT OFF MEOW THOLOMEW PLAYED THE FLUTE TOOT TOOTLY DOOT REALIY ENOUGH LET'S GET TO THIS LAND TALE I'M LEANING TOWARD THE LAND PURCHASE STORY SORRY
