sching sching sching sching meeeeeeooooowwww When you have a cat you have to fight for its rights Because cats are born free just like you and me But DAD why won’t you let him GO OUT This is my too dangerous outside final decision It’s for an apartment cat Pfff Whatever For starters we live in a house find his way back home the Otherwise he’ll never first time he goes out Same thing When you get a cat he’s gotta stay shut inside for at least a week You’re locking him up when he’s basically 21 in human years I really need to fight to let him out of here The house needs to pick up his scent for it to become his territory Blah blah blah Pout all you like I’m IN FLE XI BLE My cat is more equal than others 8
cronch cronch I’d like to be an astronaut cat I’d have lots of hard to find hiding places No Sushi not in my helmet Tons of games to play My master would install a cat door just for me If nothing else just to munch my dry food while weightless ha ha I've got to have THAT ball Oops It’s like he’s afraid of the cat door Your cat is sooo weird 9
hhhaaaa humf scratch scratch scratch Yes CAT I want Sushi to sleep in my bed Like I say every night honey every time NO I KNOW And like I say Reason 1 Cats have fleas and they’ll end up in your bed Reason 2 When he comes in from being outside his paws are really dirty The rest of the house is already dealing with that And don’t forget Reason 3 The first thing he’ll do next is dig around in his litter box And Reason 4 His vaccines aren’t all up to date and even though he’s not sick he can still make you sick Clean beds and dirty litter boxes don’t mix So do you get it now Shh cat stop purring so loudly or she’ll hear you Yeah 10
my cat is that he can deal with What I like about any kind of weather Sushi I’m back Where are you up and rest sweetie Aw you warm You deserve it Yeah you’re way too cold You spent all day outside again My cat’s a real little adventurer 11
