hhhaaaa humf scratch scratch scratch Yes CAT I want Sushi to sleep in my bed Like I say every night honey every time NO I KNOW And like I say Reason 1 Cats have fleas and they’ll end up in your bed Reason 2 When he comes in from being outside his paws are really dirty The rest of the house is already dealing with that And don’t forget Reason 3 The first thing he’ll do next is dig around in his litter box And Reason 4 His vaccines aren’t all up to date and even though he’s not sick he can still make you sick Clean beds and dirty litter boxes don’t mix So do you get it now Shh cat stop purring so loudly or she’ll hear you Yeah 10
my cat is that he can deal with What I like about any kind of weather Sushi I’m back Where are you up and rest sweetie Aw you warm You deserve it Yeah you’re way too cold You spent all day outside again My cat’s a real little adventurer 11
diling scritch scritch scratch diling diling diling diling diling diling diling diling diling This mechanical mouse isn’t a bad choice Or you could pick that circular toy there toy What does A circular it do There’s a ball inside that the cat will try to catch I bet Sushi would go crazy over this Pff I don’t know Well hurry up and decide We don’t have all day CAT But you don’t get it I’m looking for the PERFECT toy A mouse on a spring A fishing pole Uh no Nah Pfff Hey a really tight collar might be funny Hey I know Yuck Okay find any thing Well why not Wallpaper can be a toy too Yeah whatever Whew Finally What’ll it be 12
slap slap slap ha ha ha shoof shoof The cat door What an awesome invention just for me I can go out whenever I like Meeoowww And I can go back inside all I want Uh I wanted to go inside Huh Let’s try that again Uuuhh Right But Okay it may be a great invention but it’s so hard to use Okay Dad shut the door now This isn’t funny anymore 13
