scriiitch scratch scriiitch scratch scritch scritch SUSHI Scat Now this is really not good Dad’s so obsessed with this carpet I need An idea An idea An idea An idea Alright Finally an idea Yep that’s a good plan He won’t notice a thing A few scritch scratches later 7
sching sching sching sching meeeeeeooooowwww When you have a cat you have to fight for its rights Because cats are born free just like you and me But DAD why won’t you let him GO OUT This is my too dangerous outside final decision It’s for an apartment cat Pfff Whatever For starters we live in a house find his way back home the Otherwise he’ll never first time he goes out Same thing When you get a cat he’s gotta stay shut inside for at least a week You’re locking him up when he’s basically 21 in human years I really need to fight to let him out of here The house needs to pick up his scent for it to become his territory Blah blah blah Pout all you like I’m IN FLE XI BLE My cat is more equal than others 8
cronch cronch I’d like to be an astronaut cat I’d have lots of hard to find hiding places No Sushi not in my helmet Tons of games to play My master would install a cat door just for me If nothing else just to munch my dry food while weightless ha ha I've got to have THAT ball Oops It’s like he’s afraid of the cat door Your cat is sooo weird 9
