Pigeon Problems: An Urban Bird Researcher's Journal
stand near the monkey bars again But my whole class STILL calls me Pidge The fact that I have leg braces which help with my walk now makes no difference I pretend it doesn’t bother me Ha If I could vaporize all the silly stupid pigeons in New York I would Poof Gone in a cloud of feathers never to return
ready boys GET HIM Today Mr Mitts used up half of our science class to tell us about the Science Squad When he got to the part about how we could sign up and earn the chance to go on a museum overnight I had to weigh which was stronger my love for nighttime adventure or my hate for pigeons By the time Ivy passed the signup paper to me I had made up my mind I snatched the sheet out of her hand It was already almost full with names Erica Ivy Neeko Jasmine Pablo and more Everyone is going to go after that overnight prize I wrote my name in all caps on the last free line I seriously hope I don’t regret it
For Anthony’s Eyes Only Top-secret comic book idea Dino Tech Destroyers Synopsis A wormhole opens up between Earth and a parallel world filled with super-smart highly evolved talking dinosaurs When the meat-eating dinos enter our world they fall in love with our technology Siri Fitbits night-vision goggles and super large flat screens it’s all new and awesome to them They hatch a plan to take over Earth and turn it into a tech production center for stuff they can take back to their own world Meanwhile the plant-eating dinos want to keep their own world the way it is after they unload all the nasty meat-eaters on Earth But the humans have their own plan They plan to take over the dino world since it is much fresher and cleaner than Earth But first they need to avoid being eaten or enslaved by the meat-eaters They also have to get around the mind games of the plant-eaters There will be lots of battles as everyone fights for what they want Sometimes the humans and plant-eaters will
team up against the meat-eaters while secretly plotting against each other This could be the next big Marvel hit I’m not telling anyone not even Jasmine at least not until I have some of the pages done I do not want anyone scooping my idea