Pigeon Problems: An Urban Bird Researcher's Journal
For Anthony’s Eyes Only Top-secret comic book idea Dino Tech Destroyers Synopsis A wormhole opens up between Earth and a parallel world filled with super-smart highly evolved talking dinosaurs When the meat-eating dinos enter our world they fall in love with our technology Siri Fitbits night-vision goggles and super large flat screens it’s all new and awesome to them They hatch a plan to take over Earth and turn it into a tech production center for stuff they can take back to their own world Meanwhile the plant-eating dinos want to keep their own world the way it is after they unload all the nasty meat-eaters on Earth But the humans have their own plan They plan to take over the dino world since it is much fresher and cleaner than Earth But first they need to avoid being eaten or enslaved by the meat-eaters They also have to get around the mind games of the plant-eaters There will be lots of battles as everyone fights for what they want Sometimes the humans and plant-eaters will
team up against the meat-eaters while secretly plotting against each other This could be the next big Marvel hit I’m not telling anyone not even Jasmine at least not until I have some of the pages done I do not want anyone scooping my idea
More Reasons Why I Hate Pigeons What is it with everyone Mr Mitts spent the entire class talking about pigeons I was ready to make earplugs out of erasers Mr Mitts told us that people started keeping Rock Pigeons the kind we have here in NYC thousands of years ago all over Africa Asia Europe and the Middle East Notice how America is not on that list There were no Rock Pigeons here until the 1600s Then some wise guys from Europe had the bad idea of bringing pigeons to Canada to use in pot pies Some escaped and the rest is history Our continent could have been forever pigeon-free if it weren’t for pigeon pot pies I was so annoyed that Erica had to step on my foot to get my attention She handed me a note and one look at the hot-pink glitter ink told me Ivy wrote it It said Everyone ask Mr Mitts a question If we can keep him talking until the bell he won’t have a chance to check homework Pass it on
When Mr Mitts looked left I passed the note to Pablo but no way was I raising my hand Anything I said in front of the class would be fuel for TJ to make fun of me Plus my homework was done But I could tell whose wasn’t by the hands that went up Mr Mitts looked really pleased to see kids raising hands He’s so easy to trick Here’s how it went down Ivy How many pigeons are there here in New York City Mr Mitts I’ve heard at least eighty thousand but I personally think there’s a whole lot more Ivy Whoa that’s one pigeon for every one hundred people Mr Mitts Always quick with the math Ms Trimble Neeko into an imaginary microphone which he then held out to Mr Mitts What do YOU think about pigeons Mr Mitts Mr Mitts Well some people want them all to be exterminated but I personally like them They’re really smart and have done a lot of good things for people
