when you're on the planet Mirramirra And Splash Gordon has learned not to have a birthday party when space pirates are attacking the Tunafish RECALCULATING Sorry Splash hasn't learned this lesson yet The crew is throwing him a birthday party right now singing crude songs about seals and eating too much I have been trying to tell them about the space pirates for four minutes and twenty three seconds but no one is listening The space pirates will arrive in approximately twelve minutes and forty seconds So will the birthday cake In the meantime I hope the Tunafish crew enjoys Fuzz's piranha biscuits They won't make the space pirates go away but they make a lovely snap when you bite into them Yum yum Enjoy them while you can
CHAPTER ONE HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPLASH Balloons and streamers littered the cabin floor of the spaceship Tunafish A large banner reading HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPLASH hung overhead Three penguins in party hats sat around a decorated party table happily resting their flippers on their full bellies The Tunafish cruised along on autopilot
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPLASH
Sing that song about seals again Rocky said Splash Gordon the ship's engineer His party hat had fallen over his eyes It made him look like he had two beaks The Tunafish's pilot Rocky Waddle swept his long yellow eyebrows out of his eyes He honked his party horn and started singing Oh seals are fat seals are mean Seals aren't cute like on TV We don't like seals they think we're for eating If we saw a seal in space we'd give it a beating Thank you Rocky said Captain Krill with a frown on his yellow striped face Can you check the flight instruments I thought I heard a strange pinging noise coming from the autopilot Rocky honked his party horn again and waddled over to the flight deck All buttons
