Sing that song about seals again Rocky said Splash Gordon the ship's engineer His party hat had fallen over his eyes It made him look like he had two beaks The Tunafish's pilot Rocky Waddle swept his long yellow eyebrows out of his eyes He honked his party horn and started singing Oh seals are fat seals are mean Seals aren't cute like on TV We don't like seals they think we're for eating If we saw a seal in space we'd give it a beating Thank you Rocky said Captain Krill with a frown on his yellow striped face Can you check the flight instruments I thought I heard a strange pinging noise coming from the autopilot Rocky honked his party horn again and waddled over to the flight deck All buttons
dials and flashing lights on the autopilot are working perfectly Captain he reported The pinging noise must be coming from somewhere else A small fluffy penguin in a large chef's hat came out of the kitchen The pinging sound is Splash's birthday cake Fuzz Allgrin said He wiped a blob of cake mix off his face My cake is pinging asked Splash The oven is pinging Fuzz said The cake is ready Calling all Space Penguins said ICEcube for the fifth time in five minutes We're having a party ICEcube Rocky said waving his flippers around Stop doing your bossy voice I don't have a bossy voice said ICEcube I'm sorry but you definitely do said Fuzz
Let's talk after the cake ICEcube said Captain Krill It's important Captain said ICEcube So is my cake said Splash What flavor is it Fuzz Herring Kipper Fuzz wagged a flour covered flipper You'll have to wait and see birthday bird And you have to eat your space spinach first The Space Penguins looked at the party table All the piranha biscuits stellar salmon sandwiches and meteor mackerel ice cream was gone The only food left was a large plate of something dark blue and squishy looking I don't like space spinach Splash moaned Rocky groaned Me neither he said It must be very good for us said Captain Krill because it tastes terrible Space spinach is full of vitamins Fuzz said Who knows when we'll next find a planet where we can go fishing for proper penguin food
