Loading Loading Loading I am ICEcube and you are on board the Tunafish the coolest spaceship in the whole universe It's cool because it's full of penguins and penguins like to keep the temperature down I'm the Tunafish's onboard computer and I can't lie so you know that this is true Yes penguin astronauts fly the Tunafish
Since penguins don't normally fly and have never been to space before this is unusual But NASA decided that penguin astronauts could send useful information about space back to Earth They trained five penguins gave them spacesuits and blasted them into orbit One disappeared and made plans to rule the universe by himself The rest lost contact with Earth and now have only my very large brain to keep them company out here among the stars In short my database says NASA is a bunch of turnip heads It's a shame that the penguins got lost because we've learned a lot about space that we could share with Earth Fuzz Allgrin invented a nice pickle using Massive Bugle blasting Blagwit boogers Captain James T Krill learned that being brave is great until you upset a Massive Bugle blasting Blagwit by picking its nose Rocky Waddle recently found out that left and right are not the same thing except
when you're on the planet Mirramirra And Splash Gordon has learned not to have a birthday party when space pirates are attacking the Tunafish RECALCULATING Sorry Splash hasn't learned this lesson yet The crew is throwing him a birthday party right now singing crude songs about seals and eating too much I have been trying to tell them about the space pirates for four minutes and twenty three seconds but no one is listening The space pirates will arrive in approximately twelve minutes and forty seconds So will the birthday cake In the meantime I hope the Tunafish crew enjoys Fuzz's piranha biscuits They won't make the space pirates go away but they make a lovely snap when you bite into them Yum yum Enjoy them while you can
CHAPTER ONE HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPLASH Balloons and streamers littered the cabin floor of the spaceship Tunafish A large banner reading HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPLASH hung overhead Three penguins in party hats sat around a decorated party table happily resting their flippers on their full bellies The Tunafish cruised along on autopilot
