The Secret of the Fortune Wookiee (Origami Yoda #3)
linoleum flooring is boring like linoleum flooring We’ve got to find SOMETHING to write a case file about Well we didn’t find anything that day But the next day we found something a BIG something a BIG HAIRY something the Fortune Wookiee And that meant we had a question to answer Can an origami Chewbacca possibly be as helpful as Origami Yoda So we got to work on a case file about it right away At first it looked like this would be a case file without Dwight which seemed kind of sad But before long we started having Dwight Sightings so it looked like everything was back to normal But of course where Dwight is involved nothing is ever normal binoculars Harvey’s Comment So far it looks like the real question is going to be Can this case file be even lamer than the last two
Rise of the Fortune Wookiee by Tommy Day Two of the Post-Dwight Era started the same way me and Kellen sitting around in the library wondering if boredom had engulfed the school forever Harvey was busy annoying us It was just the beginning of November and Dwight would be gone at least until January and probably forever I mean why would he come back He was at Tippett Academy which not only had his girlfriend but was also supposed to be a really expensive private
empress rabbski school with fancy lunches and cool classes and stuff Meanwhile we were stuck here at a school ruled by Principal Rabbski who is basically like the Emperor only meaner and without the lightning bolts AND most of the other kids here either think we’re weirdos or wimps or simply aren’t aware of our existence until we do something that annoys them AND our lunches are gross AND we don’t have Origami Yoda to help us AND on top of all that as I may have said earlier things are totally boring AND then Hey guys called Sara as she headed for our table Check this out She held up this weird thing It was sort of like an origami finger puppet But it sure wasn’t Yoda it was brown All of a sudden it opened its mouth MMMMMRRRRRWTTTTTHHHH 6
Holy furballs said Kellen It’s Chew bacca Yeah said Sara Dwight made it for us He yelled at me from his bedroom window while I was waiting for the bus this morning Then he threw it down to me in a plastic baggie Do it again said Kellen Mmmrrrgggggg went Sara opening Chewie’s mouth There were fangs in there Uh said Harvey Whenever he starts a sentence with Uh you know he’s about to be obnoxious First of all that’s not all one piece of uncut paper so it’s kirigami NOT origami And why does he have a crack down the middle of his face Harvey was right Chewie’s head seemed to be in separate sections Since Dwight is a super-awesome origami folder I was surprised that he hadn’t figured out a way to make Chewbacca without a crack down his face That’s the best part said Sara This
