The Secret of the Fortune Wookiee (Origami Yoda #3)
origami yoda the force floating rock at McQuarrie Middle School to tell their stories about him and it proved sort of that Origami Yoda was real and could really use the Force With the second case file we sort of saved Dwight from getting sent to reform school But he did end up getting suspended until January so he did end up at a different school and he took Origami Yoda with him Things seem like they have worked out pretty well for Dwight He’s at Tippett Academy where that girl he likes JUST HAPPENS to go Well that’s nice for Dwight but what about the rest of us We’re still stuck here at McQuarrie Middle School without Origami Yoda to keep us from doing dumb stuff and telling us the not-dumb stuff we should be doing The first day back to school without Dwight Kellen and I were wondering if anything interesting enough to write and doodle about was ever going to happen again It definitely seemed like all the fun stuff do not so bored was
remember me I was bad wheee over Plus my semi-girlfriend Sara and Kellen’s dream-semi-girlfriend Rhondella kept whispering with the other girls and hardly spoke to us And without Origami Yoda’s help we had no idea what to say to them Although I think Kellen successfully proved that a ten minute lecture about why Boba didn’t die in the Sarlacc pit is what NOT to say to them Harvey had plenty to say of course He always does And it’s always boring And loud And usually rude And now that Origami Yoda was gone his Darth Paper didn’t have much to do which was a relief but also kind of boring If you can’t write a case file that means I can’t draw on your case file said Kellen What are we going to do Maybe you could finally finish drawing the pictures for that graphic novel I wrote I said Uh you mean the cowboys who ride around on snails No offense man but that thing wheee
linoleum flooring is boring like linoleum flooring We’ve got to find SOMETHING to write a case file about Well we didn’t find anything that day But the next day we found something a BIG something a BIG HAIRY something the Fortune Wookiee And that meant we had a question to answer Can an origami Chewbacca possibly be as helpful as Origami Yoda So we got to work on a case file about it right away At first it looked like this would be a case file without Dwight which seemed kind of sad But before long we started having Dwight Sightings so it looked like everything was back to normal But of course where Dwight is involved nothing is ever normal binoculars Harvey’s Comment So far it looks like the real question is going to be Can this case file be even lamer than the last two
Rise of the Fortune Wookiee by Tommy Day Two of the Post-Dwight Era started the same way me and Kellen sitting around in the library wondering if boredom had engulfed the school forever Harvey was busy annoying us It was just the beginning of November and Dwight would be gone at least until January and probably forever I mean why would he come back He was at Tippett Academy which not only had his girlfriend but was also supposed to be a really expensive private
