The Secret of the Fortune Wookiee (Origami Yoda #3)
empress rabbski school with fancy lunches and cool classes and stuff Meanwhile we were stuck here at a school ruled by Principal Rabbski who is basically like the Emperor only meaner and without the lightning bolts AND most of the other kids here either think we’re weirdos or wimps or simply aren’t aware of our existence until we do something that annoys them AND our lunches are gross AND we don’t have Origami Yoda to help us AND on top of all that as I may have said earlier things are totally boring AND then Hey guys called Sara as she headed for our table Check this out She held up this weird thing It was sort of like an origami finger puppet But it sure wasn’t Yoda it was brown All of a sudden it opened its mouth MMMMMRRRRRWTTTTTHHHH 6
Holy furballs said Kellen It’s Chew bacca Yeah said Sara Dwight made it for us He yelled at me from his bedroom window while I was waiting for the bus this morning Then he threw it down to me in a plastic baggie Do it again said Kellen Mmmrrrgggggg went Sara opening Chewie’s mouth There were fangs in there Uh said Harvey Whenever he starts a sentence with Uh you know he’s about to be obnoxious First of all that’s not all one piece of uncut paper so it’s kirigami NOT origami And why does he have a crack down the middle of his face Harvey was right Chewie’s head seemed to be in separate sections Since Dwight is a super-awesome origami folder I was surprised that he hadn’t figured out a way to make Chewbacca without a crack down his face That’s the best part said Sara This
isn’t just a puppet it’s a fortune teller Dwight called it a Fortune Wookiee Harvey rolled his eyes Great guess what your fortune is Mmmrrrrwwwwggh That’s almost as helpful as Paperwad Yoda’s stupid predictions true they came yes Uh Kellen said in perfect imitation of Harvey You may remember that Paperwad Yoda’s predictions always came true Always How about started Harvey All right boys growled Sara’s best friend Rhondella Do you want to hear what Chewie has to say or not Yes said me and Kellen and Lance Amy and Quavondo who had come over to see what was going on Well it works just like a regular fortune teller said Sara Like a what A fortune teller You know she said We didn’t know Do you mean you guys don’t know what fortune teller
cootie catcher that is said Rhondella It’s a cootie catcher You guys run around origami this and origami that and you don’t know about cootie catchers No but you can tell us said Kellen See he’s in love with Rhondella and she usually doesn’t even speak to him because she’s still mad about something so he was trying to suck up Do you see how complicated things are at this school Do you see why we need help Anyway Sara showed us how it worked Which Star Wars movie is your favorite Episode what Five The Empire Strikes Back I said She held the Fortune Wookiee with both hands and made it open its mouth One Then she closed it and opened it the other way right down the center of his face Two Then the mouth again Three The face again Four And the mouth again Five When she finished she kept it open sad but true ONE two YUCK
