The Secret of the Fortune Wookiee (Origami Yoda #3)
DWIGHT with out DWIGHT
tommy How Can You Have a Case File Without Dwight by Tommy Every case file begins with a question The first time it was Is Origami Yoda real Then Will Darth Paper destroy Origami Yoda It looked like THIS case file was going to start and end with the question How can you have a case file without Dwight Because Dwight’s the guy who made Origami Yoda in the first place And it was Origami Yoda who made so much interesting stuff happen that was worth investigating The first case file I ever made was when Origami Yoda first showed up I got other kids dwight
origami yoda the force floating rock at McQuarrie Middle School to tell their stories about him and it proved sort of that Origami Yoda was real and could really use the Force With the second case file we sort of saved Dwight from getting sent to reform school But he did end up getting suspended until January so he did end up at a different school and he took Origami Yoda with him Things seem like they have worked out pretty well for Dwight He’s at Tippett Academy where that girl he likes JUST HAPPENS to go Well that’s nice for Dwight but what about the rest of us We’re still stuck here at McQuarrie Middle School without Origami Yoda to keep us from doing dumb stuff and telling us the not-dumb stuff we should be doing The first day back to school without Dwight Kellen and I were wondering if anything interesting enough to write and doodle about was ever going to happen again It definitely seemed like all the fun stuff do not so bored was
remember me I was bad wheee over Plus my semi-girlfriend Sara and Kellen’s dream-semi-girlfriend Rhondella kept whispering with the other girls and hardly spoke to us And without Origami Yoda’s help we had no idea what to say to them Although I think Kellen successfully proved that a ten minute lecture about why Boba didn’t die in the Sarlacc pit is what NOT to say to them Harvey had plenty to say of course He always does And it’s always boring And loud And usually rude And now that Origami Yoda was gone his Darth Paper didn’t have much to do which was a relief but also kind of boring If you can’t write a case file that means I can’t draw on your case file said Kellen What are we going to do Maybe you could finally finish drawing the pictures for that graphic novel I wrote I said Uh you mean the cowboys who ride around on snails No offense man but that thing wheee
