Inspector Flytrap in The President's Mane Is Missing (Book #2)
And I hung up before he could start a slow argument about it Sheesh I’m trying to become the greatest greatest detective that ever grew I don’t have time to go around looking for big metal pickles boop
Chapter 2 My My phone rang Detective Agency Hello I said Flytrap Detective A rude voice started asking me questions questions Is this Mr Spyflap My name I answered is Inspector Flytrap I am a What the hay is a flytrap
A flytrap is a plant that eats flies So your name is Spyflap the Flytrap It’s not SPYFLAP I yelled into the phone It’s FLYTRAP That’s nuts It’s not nuts I’m a Venus flytrap so it makes sense that my name is Flytrap Yeah maybe But I still think Flytrap is a dumb name My name is Inspector Flytrap I am a famous detective Oh yeah If you’re so famous how come I’ve never heard of you You must have heard of me Nope
But YOU are calling ME on the phone Well I’m trying to reach Nina the Goat Nina the Goat is my assistant Since I am a plant and live in a flowerpot I need someone to move me from one thrilling crime scene to the next Nina pushes me from place to place on a skateboard really fast Too fast I’m sorry Nina the Goat cannot talk on the phone right now Why not Because if I give her the phone she’ll eat it She still eats stuff Yes she eats just about everything including cans can openers wires belt
