Inspector Flytrap in The President's Mane Is Missing (Book #2)
Wait a minute said the slow voice slowly I thought you solved BIG DEAL mysteries Yes I do I said However I am also trying to become the World’s Greatest Detective So I’ve decided to solve only THRILLING mysteries But I have a BIG DEAL mystery said the slow voice That’s fine I said as long as it is also THRILLING Please tell me what the mystery is AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE and I’ll tell you if I am thrilled I have lost my pickle paperweight I am NOT thrilled I said A missing pickle paperweight is not THRILLING and it’s not even a BIG DEAL Also I have
already found your pickle paperweight once before Remember No you found A pickle paperweight but it was not MY pickle paperweight paperweight It wasn’t No mine is much bigger How big is it Big enough for a hoofed mammal to hide behind Well that is big I said But like I said I solve only THRILLING mysteries big pickle paperweight misty
And I hung up before he could start a slow argument about it Sheesh I’m trying to become the greatest greatest detective that ever grew I don’t have time to go around looking for big metal pickles boop
Chapter 2 My My phone rang Detective Agency Hello I said Flytrap Detective A rude voice started asking me questions questions Is this Mr Spyflap My name I answered is Inspector Flytrap I am a What the hay is a flytrap
