Inspector Flytrap in The President's Mane Is Missing (Book #2)
A flytrap is a plant that eats flies So your name is Spyflap the Flytrap It’s not SPYFLAP I yelled into the phone It’s FLYTRAP That’s nuts It’s not nuts I’m a Venus flytrap so it makes sense that my name is Flytrap Yeah maybe But I still think Flytrap is a dumb name My name is Inspector Flytrap I am a famous detective Oh yeah If you’re so famous how come I’ve never heard of you You must have heard of me Nope
But YOU are calling ME on the phone Well I’m trying to reach Nina the Goat Nina the Goat is my assistant Since I am a plant and live in a flowerpot I need someone to move me from one thrilling crime scene to the next Nina pushes me from place to place on a skateboard really fast Too fast I’m sorry Nina the Goat cannot talk on the phone right now Why not Because if I give her the phone she’ll eat it She still eats stuff Yes she eats just about everything including cans can openers wires belt
buckles books e-books small cars doorstops doorstops lacrosse sticks tables and toilets She ate the toilet Yes How do you go to the bathroom I’m a plant I don’t have to go to the bathroom Really What about This is ridiculous I screamed into the phone My bathroom habits are none of your business Now do you want to leave a message for Nina or not Oh yeah uh tell her the President of the United States of America called Just tell her to stop by the Capitol Building Building at noon You can come too Flyball And then he hung up
Chapter 3 Nina Nina I shouted You won’t believe this The President of the United States just called you Big deal replied Nina chewing on the handle of my brand-new magnifying glass Nina rarely gets excited but I thought she would show more interest than this Nina it was the President of the United States President Horse G Horse himself
