Willow was so annoyed I mean it could have been HER with her butt glued to a piece of rubber Though I suppose having Gale squawking outside your window might be a TEENSY-WEENSY bit annoying But still worth it right c The time Stella wished we could live in a Winter Wonderland so I spread super slippery slime all over her treehouse to turn it into an ice rink which it totally did I mean how was I to know that it would take so long to wear off that she’d be skidding around on her tail-feathers for a whole week d And EVEN better than the time I hid inside Willow’s hat and burst out just when she was getting to the crucial bit in her group portrait Okay so it meant she had to turn Stella into a giant monster with two heads and Dahlia looked more like one of the pigs but it was still SOOO funny At least me and Luca thought so 8
Anyway this time all the gang are just going to love it In fact they’ll totes TWEET OUT LOUD even if I do say so myself Right Wish me luck dear diary Not that I’m going to need it I mean I’m Poppy Pranking Queen of the Island the Prankster Extraordinaire herself What could POSSIBLY go wrong Poppy Queen of Pranks 5pm A lot apparently Like a HUMONGOUS lot Like imagine the most MAHOOSIVE thing you can possibly think of And then quadruple it 9
And that is still only HALF the amount of utter wrongness that just happened Oh diary I can’t even bring myself to tell you the details but let’s just say that a whole heap of things are a bit broken Stella and Willow aren’t speaking to each other and Dahlia says I’m not allowed to even LOOK at her test tubes ever again in my entire life But worst of all I’ve been banned from pranking until next Sunday That’s like a whole week Which is like FOREVER I mean how am I supposed to have any fun at all round here if I’m not thinking up even an itty-bitty little trick or two Stella said they’ve put up with the pranks for long enough and it was about time I realized it’s not ALL about me I said I wasn’t doing it for me I was doing it for THEM Only she pointed out that so far this month my pranks had left her with four missing spoons a broken skateboard and a stain on the wall from where the pink flour bomb hit it that just WON’T wash off so it wasn’t really working out that well for her at all 10
Plus Dahlia is tired of the endless racket and how is she supposed to invent something as GENIUS as the wheel or sliced bread with a pain in the birdbrain And Willow says that even though she loves me more than the moon and stars themselves I do have a tendency to ripple the biorhythms of the fragile island ecosystem with my desire for disturbance which like I don’t even UNDERSTAND At least Luca thought it was funny Though to be fair Luca thinks everything is funny I mean I suppose Stella has a point The pranks do sometimes just SOMETIMES have a habit of going a bit wrong But still why couldn’t Stella have just made me wash the dishes for a day or fill in some pig holes or have confiscated my drumsticks Well she confiscated those as well but if she hadn’t banned me from pranking I could probably have borrowed something from Willow or Dahlia to use instead I even said sorry a hundred-and 11
