Angry Birds Stella: Poppy and the Prank Too Far

Angry Birds Stella: Poppy and the Prank Too Far — page 9
thirty-three times Dahlia counted but not even that was enough to change Stella’s mind It’s NOT FAIR I mean asking me not to prank is like asking Dahlia not to THINK or Stella not to SING or Willow not to do all the bazillion things Willow does Or the pigs not to EAT or Gale not to LOOK IN THE MIRROR Which like HELLO This is worse than the time I broke my cymbals and had to use two plastic plates instead which do not have the same sound no matter what Willow says AND the time I thought I’d lost Luca down the volcano after firing him from my slingshot and spent four hours looking for him it turned out he’d flown straight over and was back in his treehouse playing pigs and ladders AND the time I ACCIDENTALLY exploded my own treehouse and had to share with Dahlia while she rebuilt it Which wouldn’t have been so bad except she TOTES talks in her sleep AND hogs the bed I fell off twelve times and in the end I just slept inside the bass drum which to 12