poppy pranking of the This diary belongs to queen island
sunday 4pm This is it This is the best day EVER This is going to be so TOTES FANTABULOUS that it’ll go down in the Book of Bird Records as the prank to end all pranks I’m so excited I can barely breathe let alone speak Seriously diary it’s going to be better than a The time I swallowed twenty-seven of Dahlia’s jet propulsion sweets and whooshed around the island fourteen times in three minutes which made Willow so dizzy she had to lie down for a day Plus the smell was pretty spectacular if you get my meaning But it made ME laugh b The time I put super-sticky tree sap on the swing so that Gale was stuck there for two hours Which if you think about it was her own fault for trespassing I don’t know why 7 Date
Willow was so annoyed I mean it could have been HER with her butt glued to a piece of rubber Though I suppose having Gale squawking outside your window might be a TEENSY-WEENSY bit annoying But still worth it right c The time Stella wished we could live in a Winter Wonderland so I spread super slippery slime all over her treehouse to turn it into an ice rink which it totally did I mean how was I to know that it would take so long to wear off that she’d be skidding around on her tail-feathers for a whole week d And EVEN better than the time I hid inside Willow’s hat and burst out just when she was getting to the crucial bit in her group portrait Okay so it meant she had to turn Stella into a giant monster with two heads and Dahlia looked more like one of the pigs but it was still SOOO funny At least me and Luca thought so 8
Anyway this time all the gang are just going to love it In fact they’ll totes TWEET OUT LOUD even if I do say so myself Right Wish me luck dear diary Not that I’m going to need it I mean I’m Poppy Pranking Queen of the Island the Prankster Extraordinaire herself What could POSSIBLY go wrong Poppy Queen of Pranks 5pm A lot apparently Like a HUMONGOUS lot Like imagine the most MAHOOSIVE thing you can possibly think of And then quadruple it 9
