So everybody was waiting for a special assembly that was going to happen right after homeroom when Rabbski was finally going to tell us what FunTime was all about But first we figured there would be The Return of the Dwight He was kicked out for the fall semester This was the start of the spring semester And he HAD said he was coming back So would he have Origami Yoda with him Or was he going to wait a few days for that Would he be happy to see us Would he say Hey everybody thanks for saving me from the brainwashing Or would he just say Purple and not look at anybody like he does sometimes Whatever he did I was ready to write about it in this case file And Kellen was ready to doodle about it And of course Harvey was ready to complain about it When I got to school and Sara told me that Dwight wasn’t on the bus with her this 4
morning I was a little worried that he had changed his mind about coming back Or that his mother had changed it for him But then Mike came running into the library to say that he saw Dwight and his mom going into the office That made sense there’s probably some kind of paperwork she has to fill out Maybe he needed to be re-enrolled for the spring semester or something And I’m sure Principal Rabbski wanted a chance to warn him about not disrupting the learning environment Well I asked Mike Did you talk to him Did he talk to you No I didn’t have a chance They were right outside the office His mom was down on her knees looking right in his face She said Are you SURE you want to do this honey and he nodded his head and she was hugging him and stuff so I just kept walking But guess what he was wearing What 5
His old Biggie Size Your Combo for Just 39 Cents shirt That was a good sign I think And his cape That didn’t seem like such a good sign 6
The First PersoN to Talk to Dwight by JeN Tommy I’m actually sitting down to write you an e-mail instead of just a text this time Because of course I feel terrible about Dwight getting kicked out of school because a lot of it was my fault for letting Harvey talk me into telling on Dwight but you know all about that Anyway I had been practicing an apology and was waiting for a good chance to talk to him Then all of a sudden there he was I’m in Miss Bauer’s homeroom you know and we were on our way to the cafeteria for the assembly about all the new FunTime classes Which by the way are going to
