school and left an Origami Chewbacca to help us OR DID HE REALLY Then he turned normal and gave up Origami Yoda OR DID HE REALLY Well actually yes he really did but we were able to save him and convince him to come back to our school after his suspension was over It’s all those REALLY s that make me write these case files Because like I said you never know what Dwight is going to do and lots of times even when he’s doing it you still don’t know what he’s really doing So that’s why I was ready to start this case file the minute Dwight walked back through the doors of McQuarrie Middle School I couldn’t wait to find out what he was REALLY going to do this time 2
THE RETURN OF THE DWIGHT by Tommy Today was January 6 the first day of the spring semester We found out that there are going to be a lot of weird changes at school Judging by how excited Principal Rabbski was about them they could not possibly be good And judging by the posters that were going up around school Get Ready for a Fun Time with FunTime they’re probably really really bad
So everybody was waiting for a special assembly that was going to happen right after homeroom when Rabbski was finally going to tell us what FunTime was all about But first we figured there would be The Return of the Dwight He was kicked out for the fall semester This was the start of the spring semester And he HAD said he was coming back So would he have Origami Yoda with him Or was he going to wait a few days for that Would he be happy to see us Would he say Hey everybody thanks for saving me from the brainwashing Or would he just say Purple and not look at anybody like he does sometimes Whatever he did I was ready to write about it in this case file And Kellen was ready to doodle about it And of course Harvey was ready to complain about it When I got to school and Sara told me that Dwight wasn’t on the bus with her this 4
morning I was a little worried that he had changed his mind about coming back Or that his mother had changed it for him But then Mike came running into the library to say that he saw Dwight and his mom going into the office That made sense there’s probably some kind of paperwork she has to fill out Maybe he needed to be re-enrolled for the spring semester or something And I’m sure Principal Rabbski wanted a chance to warn him about not disrupting the learning environment Well I asked Mike Did you talk to him Did he talk to you No I didn’t have a chance They were right outside the office His mom was down on her knees looking right in his face She said Are you SURE you want to do this honey and he nodded his head and she was hugging him and stuff so I just kept walking But guess what he was wearing What 5
