His old Biggie Size Your Combo for Just 39 Cents shirt That was a good sign I think And his cape That didn’t seem like such a good sign 6
The First PersoN to Talk to Dwight by JeN Tommy I’m actually sitting down to write you an e-mail instead of just a text this time Because of course I feel terrible about Dwight getting kicked out of school because a lot of it was my fault for letting Harvey talk me into telling on Dwight but you know all about that Anyway I had been practicing an apology and was waiting for a good chance to talk to him Then all of a sudden there he was I’m in Miss Bauer’s homeroom you know and we were on our way to the cafeteria for the assembly about all the new FunTime classes Which by the way are going to
suck We passed the office and Dwight just popped out and started walking along with us right next to me First thing I noticed of course was that he was wearing his cape again But I wasn’t about to mention it Oh Dwight I am so glad you’re back I told him I am so so so sorry for what happened I But he cut me off You know how Dwight is usually all whlluuu whlluuu whlluuuu You know spacy and mumbly and stuff Well he was totally the opposite of that Thanks Jen It wasn’t your fault anyway he said But we’ve got no time for all that now We must use the information in this assembly to plan our attack I kind of panicked when he said attack Was he starting to say scary stuff again I had forgotten that I was sometimes a little afraid of him Was I going to have to tell on him again On his first day Uh Dwight did you really mean to say attack Attack what You’re not going to attack Harvey or something are you No we’ll need Harvey on our side You too Jen We’ll need everybody Everybody But what are you going to uh attack 8
FunTime It must be destroyed he said staring straight ahead I only hope that when Rabbski’s speech is analyzed a weakness can be found It’s not over yet SHHHH shushed Miss Bauer You should be walking not talking And then we were at the assembly and that was it I will just point out that Dwight listened to absolutely every word Rabbski said and didn’t even fidget much while she was talking Harvey’s Comment Well even I have to admit that I’m glad he’s back The rest of you guys are so boring So welcome back Dwight But the cape Not so much He wore that for most of fifth grade I hope he’s not going to tell us to call him Captain Dwight again My Comment If the cape is helping him stay focused on destroying FunTime then I’m all for it because FunTime is is well I’ll just let Rabbski explain it in her own words 9
