If You Were a Chocolate Mustache

If You Were a Chocolate Mustache — page 5 — Dragon Dryer Sitting in the corner Is a Dragon in a crate I push its belly button Then I watch it agitate Heavy Duty Cottons Linens Delicates Wham It thumps against the Washer Monster blam blam blam The Dragon Dryer's rocking On its heels and toes So hard I think it must be Having breakfast Toastie Clothes Finally I think it's safe To creep up on the beast Dragon D enjoyed himself The laundry is deceased

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If You Were a Chocolate Mustache — page 7 — Bear One Bear Two Bear One was big Bear Two look see They tipped the scales at GET OFF ME Bear One got thin like Two his twin A double loss of a triple chin Bear One got sick what a dirty trick Bear Two took care of his twin sidekick Bear Two told jokes Bear One got well Bear Two said Laughter's a magic spell Bear One said I'm staying home from school Bear Two said One that s against the rule Bear One sang a song to a banjo string Bear Two sang along to an onion ring Bear Two ran away Bear One stayed home Bear Two had the wandering chromosome Bear One sad sack till Two came back A double yolk is hard to

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