If You Were a Chocolate Mustache

If You Were a Chocolate Mustache — page 7 — Bear One Bear Two Bear One was big Bear Two look see They tipped the scales at GET OFF ME Bear One got thin like Two his twin A double loss of a triple chin Bear One got sick what a dirty trick Bear Two took care of his twin sidekick Bear Two told jokes Bear One got well Bear Two said Laughter's a magic spell Bear One said I'm staying home from school Bear Two said One that s against the rule Bear One sang a song to a banjo string Bear Two sang along to an onion ring Bear Two ran away Bear One stayed home Bear Two had the wandering chromosome Bear One sad sack till Two came back A double yolk is hard to

If You Were a Chocolate Mustache — page 8 — A CON IN A

If You Were a Chocolate Mustache — page 9 — Mexican Jumping Bean Why does the Mexican jumping bean jump Inside the bean there s a larva size lump The lump was an egg of the bean moth and now The caterpillar bean moth is taking a bow And doing the mambo the tango olé The heat from your hand makes it rock and rollé AFP

If You Were a Chocolate Mustache — page 10 — The Longest Watermelon Seed Spit Lee did the watermelon deed that I think I can super seed 8 a O O Wheeling 9 lots Tongs G A

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