If You Were a Chocolate Mustache

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If You Were a Chocolate Mustache — page 5 — Dragon Dryer Sitting in the corner Is a Dragon in a crate I push its belly button Then I watch it agitate Heavy Duty Cottons Linens Delicates Wham It thumps against the Washer Monster blam blam blam The Dragon Dryer's rocking On its heels and toes So hard I think it must be Having breakfast Toastie Clothes Finally I think it's safe To creep up on the beast Dragon D enjoyed himself The laundry is deceased

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