Desmond Pucket and the Cloverfield Junior High Carnival of Horrors
Though now that I think of it it's probably a good thing that Pucket doesn't start with an S That could be embarrassing OK OK I admit it I still have a thing for Tina Schimsky I can't help it But can you blame me SHE'S PERFECTION AND HER HAIR SMELLS LIKE GUMMY WORMS AND WHEN SHE SENDS ME A TEXT IT ALWAYS SAYS LOL AT THE END NO MATTER WHAT THE MESSAGE SO IT'S LIKE SHE'S ALWAYS LAUGHING Yes I like Becky a whole lot too Becky is a great pal and she always comes through in a pinch And going with Becky on that last ride of the Mountain Full of Monsters was awesome But Tina she's this whole other kind of magical I guess my first real mondo crush is sort of hard to let go of you know
OK I get it I'm wishy washy Give me a break I'm still trying to figure out this whole girl thing It can make even a hardcore Monster Magician like me sort of loopy The buzzer bell buzzes its annoying buzz and everybody sits Mrs Master then starts to hand out class schedules I hope I don't have gym first Nothing's worse than spending the Whole day coated in crusty first Period gym Sweat Somebody pash me to Second period me dried to a crunchy shell Mrs Master passes me my schedule and I look it over quickly Language Arts Science French P E Whew Fourth period YES I HAVE L R C TRIPLE PERIOD calle
L R C is short for Learning Resource Center or as I like to call it Nap Heaven It's really a pretty decked out library with tons of books and computers and it has these great cubbies for private study study Cubby sometimes I bring a little airplane pillow so I can study the inside of my eyelids pillow And triple period is the extra long class that happens during the lunch periods so having L R C triple period is like a gift from the Gods of Lazyland Once again the robot buzzer screams and we head out to find our first class I meet Becky and Ricky in the hall and we compare schedules HEY Ricky you HAVE L R C TRIPLE TOO WE BOTH HAVE FIRST PERIOD LANGUAGE ARTS AND WE ALL HAVE ART FOR SEVENTH THIS YEAR 15 GOING TO ROCK
We better get moving Desmond Becky says Our language class is all the way in the 700 wing I've got math Ricky says with a gagging face I'll see you guys later Let's cut through the sixth grade I say to Becky It will be a lot faster Seventh graders aren't allowed in the sixth grade halls We're just taking a shortcut Don't be such a chicken WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL IN TROUBLE We bolt by the lockers and duck into the sixth grade hallways It seems like forever ago that we were last here even though it has been only three months and I feel oddly out of place Well we're almost near the 700 wing now Just around this corner and
