Desmond Pucket and the Cloverfield Junior High Carnival of Horrors
As we all stand around in our dorky new clothes waiting for them to let us in I look around at how much some of the kids changed since I saw them in June some things CLOVERFIELD I noticed JR HIGH EDITION Looks by Desmond pucket I'm happy like for I swear Scott Seltzer got bit by glasses Bob Mosci has the acne monster observation a new Unibrow He ouch if he wasn't so I'd feel sorry looks Keen Richard Lipnik always mean for him got really tall mad Sid Byron's Somebody mom still writes embarrassing should tell some things stuff his his pants never change happy 1st day Lunch big boy Mike Dingle bag still has Salami breath Nadine Her brother it's just a bad hair Templeton Tommy on the cut other hand got got really it's NOT cute Yow doofier just a bad Concasion The Jr High years are not kind to boys haircut
The bell rings and everybody crushes toward the open doors Well not really a bell sound More like a buzzer Like speaker feedback or a robot scream I have a feeling that in the front office there’s this thing bzzzzzzz heh heh heh school buzzer control high low Annoying level Everybody heads to homeroom As usual I’m with the P’s the R’s and the Q’s I want to be with the S’s but there are so many S’s that they get their own homeroom Ricky and Becky are in the D’s homeroom down the hall Scott Seltzer is next door with the S’s and he totally doesn’t deserve it I wish my last name started with an S Then I’d be next door too With Tina Schimsky
Though now that I think of it it's probably a good thing that Pucket doesn't start with an S That could be embarrassing OK OK I admit it I still have a thing for Tina Schimsky I can't help it But can you blame me SHE'S PERFECTION AND HER HAIR SMELLS LIKE GUMMY WORMS AND WHEN SHE SENDS ME A TEXT IT ALWAYS SAYS LOL AT THE END NO MATTER WHAT THE MESSAGE SO IT'S LIKE SHE'S ALWAYS LAUGHING Yes I like Becky a whole lot too Becky is a great pal and she always comes through in a pinch And going with Becky on that last ride of the Mountain Full of Monsters was awesome But Tina she's this whole other kind of magical I guess my first real mondo crush is sort of hard to let go of you know
OK I get it I'm wishy washy Give me a break I'm still trying to figure out this whole girl thing It can make even a hardcore Monster Magician like me sort of loopy The buzzer bell buzzes its annoying buzz and everybody sits Mrs Master then starts to hand out class schedules I hope I don't have gym first Nothing's worse than spending the Whole day coated in crusty first Period gym Sweat Somebody pash me to Second period me dried to a crunchy shell Mrs Master passes me my schedule and I look it over quickly Language Arts Science French P E Whew Fourth period YES I HAVE L R C TRIPLE PERIOD calle
