Desmond Pucket and the Cloverfield Junior High Carnival of Horrors
1 back in the saddle The first day of school always feels so weird It’s especially weird when you’re going back to the same school just moving up a grade It’s like living in some Twilight Zone version of your own life from three months ago Maybe I’m just weirded out by this goofy first-day-of-school outfit Mom got me Nothing says lame like a sky-blue sweater-vest The good news is I’m only wearing it once Tomorrow it’s back to basic black 1
As we all stand around in our dorky new clothes waiting for them to let us in I look around at how much some of the kids changed since I saw them in June some things CLOVERFIELD I noticed JR HIGH EDITION Looks by Desmond pucket I'm happy like for I swear Scott Seltzer got bit by glasses Bob Mosci has the acne monster observation a new Unibrow He ouch if he wasn't so I'd feel sorry looks Keen Richard Lipnik always mean for him got really tall mad Sid Byron's Somebody mom still writes embarrassing should tell some things stuff his his pants never change happy 1st day Lunch big boy Mike Dingle bag still has Salami breath Nadine Her brother it's just a bad hair Templeton Tommy on the cut other hand got got really it's NOT cute Yow doofier just a bad Concasion The Jr High years are not kind to boys haircut
The bell rings and everybody crushes toward the open doors Well not really a bell sound More like a buzzer Like speaker feedback or a robot scream I have a feeling that in the front office there’s this thing bzzzzzzz heh heh heh school buzzer control high low Annoying level Everybody heads to homeroom As usual I’m with the P’s the R’s and the Q’s I want to be with the S’s but there are so many S’s that they get their own homeroom Ricky and Becky are in the D’s homeroom down the hall Scott Seltzer is next door with the S’s and he totally doesn’t deserve it I wish my last name started with an S Then I’d be next door too With Tina Schimsky
