I WONDER HOW LONG I CAN MAKE MY HALLOWEEN CANDY LAST I ALWAYS TRY TO MAKE MINE LAST UNTIL HUH NOVEMBER YOU MEAN DECEMBER WHOO PARDON MY MILK DUDS HE MEANS NOVEMBER
MY DAD IS A TOTAL HYPOCRITE HON SO HE MAKES SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT HANDING OUT HEALTHY TREATS FOR HALLOWEEN BUT WHY DOES THAT MAKE HIM A HYPOCRITE IT DOESN T STEAL ING CANDY FROM MY STASH DOES STEP WHA AWAY WHO ME FROM THE PUMPKIN DAD
I VE ALREADY EATEN ALL MY GOOD HALLOWEEN CANDY ALL THAT S LEFT IS THE DREGS YUCK I DON T EVEN THEN LIKE DON T THIS EAT IT STUFF THROW IT AWAY FIVE MINUTES LATER WHAT THIS IS CANDY FRANCIS WHAT KIND OF MORON THROWS AWAY CANDY LET S TALK ABOUT MORONS AGAIN
NOW THAT I VE EATEN ALL MY HALLOWEEN CANDY TEDDY I M RANKING ALL OF EM FROM BEST TO WORST WHICH WAS THE MOST MEMORABLE WHICH CANDY WILL ENDURE AFTER ALL THE OTHERS HAVE FADED AWAY AND THE ANSWER OF COURSE IS SUGAR BABIES THTILL GOT THIS IS THOME WHY I THTUCK PREFER IM MY SNO TEETH CAPS THEE
