YOU RE A CELEBRITY ALL OVER TOWN YOU RE KNOWN AS THAT GUY WHO HANDS OUT LAME HALLOWEEN CANDY YOU RE FAMOUS FOR BEING A LAUGHING STOCK YOU RE LIKE LIKE THAT S THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I VE EVER BEEN COMPARED TO CHARLIE SHEEN
I WONDER HOW LONG I CAN MAKE MY HALLOWEEN CANDY LAST I ALWAYS TRY TO MAKE MINE LAST UNTIL HUH NOVEMBER YOU MEAN DECEMBER WHOO PARDON MY MILK DUDS HE MEANS NOVEMBER
MY DAD IS A TOTAL HYPOCRITE HON SO HE MAKES SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT HANDING OUT HEALTHY TREATS FOR HALLOWEEN BUT WHY DOES THAT MAKE HIM A HYPOCRITE IT DOESN T STEAL ING CANDY FROM MY STASH DOES STEP WHA AWAY WHO ME FROM THE PUMPKIN DAD
