Big Nate: Thunka, Thunka, Thunka

Big Nate: Thunka, Thunka, Thunka — page 5 — I VE ALREADY EATEN ALL MY GOOD HALLOWEEN CANDY ALL THAT S LEFT IS THE DREGS YUCK I DON T EVEN THEN LIKE DON T THIS EAT IT STUFF THROW IT AWAY FIVE MINUTES LATER WHAT THIS IS CANDY FRANCIS WHAT KIND OF MORON THROWS AWAY CANDY LET S TALK ABOUT MORONS AGAIN

Big Nate: Thunka, Thunka, Thunka — page 6 — NOW THAT I VE EATEN ALL MY HALLOWEEN CANDY TEDDY I M RANKING ALL OF EM FROM BEST TO WORST WHICH WAS THE MOST MEMORABLE WHICH CANDY WILL ENDURE AFTER ALL THE OTHERS HAVE FADED AWAY AND THE ANSWER OF COURSE IS SUGAR BABIES THTILL GOT THIS IS THOME WHY I THTUCK PREFER IM MY SNO TEETH CAPS THEE

Big Nate: Thunka, Thunka, Thunka — page 7 — JACKPOT I THOUGHT I D EATEN ALL MY HALLOWEEN CANDY BUT THEN I FOUND ONE LAST JUNIOR MINT WHERE WAS IT ON THE FLOOR UNDER MY BED JACKPOT INDEED AND YOU RE ALWAYS TELL ING ME TO VACUUM NA Peires

Big Nate: Thunka, Thunka, Thunka — page 8 — YOU RE YUP I THE THINK UP NICKNAME ALL THE GUY BEST NICK RIGHT NAMES WELL I NEED A NICKNAME I HATE MY NAME WHAT IS IT TIM THERE ARE TEN OTHER TIMS IN THE SCHOOL I DON T USUALLY INVENT NICKNAMES ON DEMAND BUT GIVE ME A SEC MAYBE SOMETHING WILL COME TO ME OKAY LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO YOUR NICKNAME is ZIP HMMMMM ZIP I LIKE it AND IT S SO MUCH BETTER THAN TIM ZIP HA HA THANKS A LOT SOMEBODY S HAPPY SOMEBODY S FLY WAS OPEN

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