PROBABLY A LOT OF DANGEROUS AWESOME STUFF DOWN THIS HOLE I BETTER GO TAKE A LOOK DANGER STOP DANGER DANGER DON'T DUDE FOR YOU SEE THAT'S THE SECRET ENTRANCE TO THE DUNGEON OF THE CRYSTAL EYE STOP Stay STOP 6 STOP
CAUSE IT'S LUNCHTIME WHOA LEGEND HAS IT THAT THE EYE RESTS IN THE DEEPEST CHAMBER OF THIS ACCURSED DUNGEON MAN WE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE TALKING ABOUT IT THE CRYSTAL EYE I WANT TO MEET THIS DUNGEON 7 LUNCH TIME
UH I'LL SKIP LUNCH JUST CATCH UP TO ME WHEN YOU FINISH DANGER STOP WHAT DANGER STOP MAYBE AFTER LUNCH 8 YEAH RIGHT WITHOUT THE AID OF MY MAGNIFICENT POWERS YOU'LL GET KILLED DOWN THERE HEY I CAN DO THINGS WITHOUT YOU YOU WANT TO BET I CAN'T
NOPE COME GET YOUR SANDWICH STOP WE ARE BETTING STOP I BET THAT I'LL GET THAT CRYSTAL EYE AND BE BACK WITHIN 11 MINUTES 9 AAH HELP ME READY SET GO LISTEN TO JAKE FINN HE ONLY WANTS WHAT'S BEST FOR COME PUT HER OUT OF HER MISERY DUDE