AWAY GO ALL RIGHT GUYS HAMMER ALL THESE SAFETY SIGNS AROUND THIS DUNGEON HOLE I'VE GOT TO JET OFF ON MY SWAN TO TAKE CARE OF SOME ROYAL JUNK GO AWAY YOU GOT IT PRINCESS WHATEVER YOU WANT MAMA 4 BUBBLEGUM AWAY
THWACK DANGER UGH THWACK OW OW OW THERE THAT'S THE LAST SIGN JAKE NOW NO ONE WILL EVER GO DOWN THIS HOLE EVER STOP DANGER 5 Stay Out DANGER STOP
PROBABLY A LOT OF DANGEROUS AWESOME STUFF DOWN THIS HOLE I BETTER GO TAKE A LOOK DANGER STOP DANGER DANGER DON'T DUDE FOR YOU SEE THAT'S THE SECRET ENTRANCE TO THE DUNGEON OF THE CRYSTAL EYE STOP Stay STOP 6 STOP
CAUSE IT'S LUNCHTIME WHOA LEGEND HAS IT THAT THE EYE RESTS IN THE DEEPEST CHAMBER OF THIS ACCURSED DUNGEON MAN WE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE TALKING ABOUT IT THE CRYSTAL EYE I WANT TO MEET THIS DUNGEON 7 LUNCH TIME