Big Nate: Remain Calm!

Big Nate: Remain Calm! — page 5 — NATE YOUR ATTITUDE ABOUT SCHOOL IS RATHER NEGATIVE DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE CONVINCED YOU WON'T LIKE SCHOOL SO YOU DON'T WHY NOT TRY TO TURN THAT MINDSET AROUND TRY TO FOCUS ON SOMETHING POSITIVE A FAVORITE TEACHER PERHAPS WELL THERE'S MRS CZERWICKI SON WHEN YOUR FAVORITE TEACHER IS THE DETENTION MONITOR THAT'S A PROBLEM NOW WHO'S BEING NEGATIVE Peirce

Big Nate: Remain Calm! — page 6 — PRINCIPAL NICHOLS CHALLENGED ME TO BE MORE POSITIVE ABOUT SCHOOL RING SO STARTING NOW I'M GOING TO NATE DID YOU NOT HEAR THE BELL CLASS IS STARTING SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET RERS OH HOW I HATE HER THAT TOOK FOUR SECONDS Peirce

Big Nate: Remain Calm! — page 7 — LA C CL AND THEN I WROTE TO THE EDITORS OF THE SCIENCE JOURNAL AND THEY PRINTED MY LETTER HEAR THAT CRICKETS VERY GOOD DOES ANYONE ANYONE ELSE WANT TO SHARE ABOUT THEIR VACATION I ATE SIXTY-FIVE SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM IN ONE SITTING AND THEN THREW UP IN THE PARKING LOT COOL HOW MANY CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP HAHA CLAT CLAP CLAP C CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP AP KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE GINA CL LAP Peirce

Big Nate: Remain Calm! — page 8 — Peirce MY TWO CENTS By Nate Wright The film currently showing in science class DNA Life's Building Blocks is to educational films what the Donner Party was to fine dining The term DNA brings to mind cutting edge science being used to solve mysteries in the sort of TV crime dramas we all know and love But sadly this movie is not that It is I'm sorry to say a turd sandwich The only mystery is why this film was made in the first place The only crime is the one committed against the audience This turkey has the production values of a hostage tape crossed with a TikTok cat video Was there drama No Suspense No Turbo-hot FBI agents who if they hadn't landed at the FBI could have easily found work as Instagram bikini models Again no I've watched coin flips that were more exciting Instead we were subjected to an animated narrator named Molly the Molecule I put animated in quotes because Molly was about as dynamic as a kitchen sponge Is this how the school is spending our parents tax money By showing us a movie that's more 80s than Tom Selleck's mustache It's an outrage Meanwhile the kids at Jefferson go on field trips and have a panini press in their cafetorium Here's an idea STOP SHOWING US BORING MOVIES And while you're at it hire a science teacher who wasn't born during World War 2 Also fix the toilets in the second-floor boys bathroom THIS PLACE IS A DUMPSTER FIRE SHOULD WE PRINT THIS AS A MOVIE REVIEW OR AN OP-ED MAYBE NEITHER

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