HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL GUYS SNORT LISTEN TO YOU YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE A HOLIDAY HEY YOU KNOW WHAT IT SHOULD BE A HOLIDAY RIGHT SO WE CAN CELEBRATE LEARNING NO PINHEAD SO WE CAN STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL LOVE A GOOD 4 DAY WEEKEND Pierce
THERE'S PRINCIPAL NICHOLS OUT FRONT WELCOMING US ALL BACK TO SCHOOL NOT THIS AGAIN EVERY YEAR HE ACTS LIKE HE'S HAPPY TO SEE US AND WE ACT LIKE WE'RE HAPPY TO BE BACK BUT WE ALL KNOW IT'S MAKE-BELIEVE WE'RE PRETENDING SO WHAT'S THE POINT I WILL BE NOT PART OF THIS CHARADE Peirce HELLO MIGRAINE
NATE YOUR ATTITUDE ABOUT SCHOOL IS RATHER NEGATIVE DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE CONVINCED YOU WON'T LIKE SCHOOL SO YOU DON'T WHY NOT TRY TO TURN THAT MINDSET AROUND TRY TO FOCUS ON SOMETHING POSITIVE A FAVORITE TEACHER PERHAPS WELL THERE'S MRS CZERWICKI SON WHEN YOUR FAVORITE TEACHER IS THE DETENTION MONITOR THAT'S A PROBLEM NOW WHO'S BEING NEGATIVE Peirce
PRINCIPAL NICHOLS CHALLENGED ME TO BE MORE POSITIVE ABOUT SCHOOL RING SO STARTING NOW I'M GOING TO NATE DID YOU NOT HEAR THE BELL CLASS IS STARTING SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET RERS OH HOW I HATE HER THAT TOOK FOUR SECONDS Peirce