Sammy Specter: Private Investigator, Public Terror
THE SPIRIT HAUNTINGS identifying their elite status to the rest of the nonliving He pointed to his extra large glimmering glimmering button The crowd oohed and aahed Sammy Specter couldn't believe his luck Frighten humans That's it This is going to be a piece of cake The louder their screams Waylon continued continued the more sleepless nights they suffer the more likely you are to be awarded membership We want tears We want sweat We want them crying for their mommies He banged his fist on the podium The gesture had served him well when he was living but it had little effect as a ghost The imps immediately started scheming 8
SAMMY SPECTER PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR PUBLIC TERROR The ghosts gathered in groups to discuss strategies strategies But Sammy knew better than to partner with another He'd been burned before Back when he was alive Sammy Specter had been the best private investigator of all time He'd even cracked Pennsylvania's biggest case in history case 40176 The Philly Cheesesteak Case But the newspaper got it wrong Instead of giving Sammy the credit he deserved they said his partner and best friend had been the hero The paper read PHILLY'S MISSING CHEESE FINALLY FOUND THANKS TO SHADY MALONE 9
Shady took all the credit and glory and he never set the record straight Sammy Specter had vowed from that moment on to never trust another soul even if that meant he'd never again have another friend Now Sammy set off alone to find his target If it's tears they want he thought then someone better build a boat These mortals are going to cry themselves a river by the time I'm done scaring them THE SPIRIT HAUNTINGS 10
