Emperor Pickletine Rides the Bus

Emperor Pickletine Rides the Bus — page 7 — Harvey's Comment Rabbski may be nicer but she's also gotten smarter See I wasn't worried about the No origami rule because I was planning to bring my new KIRIGAMI General Grievous Which is amazing by the way But then right after telling Tommy for the tenth time that no origami was allowed she looked right at me and said No KIRIGAMI either Tommy's Comment Yeah she's tough these days You'd think that since she decided to stop being a principal she'd relax a bit But maybe she's just trying to get it out of her system I sure hope she does before she becomes our new math teacher By the the rumor is that Mr. Randall is going to be the principal when Rabbski is done Which would be awesome There's another rumor that Howell will but that's too horrible to even think about next year way says Mr. OH YEAH WELL I DIDN'T WANT TO GO ON THE CRUMMY FIELD TRIP ANYWAY

Emperor Pickletine Rides the Bus — page 8 — ORİGAMİ YODA AND THE BUS BUDDY BY TOMMY This is a secret chapter I can't put it in the case file because that would be extremely rude to a certain person But it IS an important chapter to have because as Origami Yoda said Fate of the field trip rest on this will He said this one morning in homeroom about a week before the field trip I didn't like the ominous sound of his voice Miss Bauer just didn't like hearing his voice at all

Emperor Pickletine Rides the Bus — page 9 — Dwight could you turn around put away the puppet and listen please she asked although of course she wasn't actually asking I need everybody to listen closely so I only have to explain this once Here's how the seating arrangements are going to work on the field trip I snapped to attention Origami Yoda was right This was going to be a big deal Seating arrangements can make or break a field trip but they are a VERY delicate and tricky business Trickier than I knew it turned out Have Foldy Wan do you Origami Yoda said DWIGHT I just asked you to turn around and to PUT AWAY THE PUPPET I am not going to ask again I did have Foldy Wan but stupidly didn't ask him for advice I didn't think I needed it Guess what I needed it BAD Miss Bauer told us about choosing our seat partners But before I tell you what she

Emperor Pickletine Rides the Bus — page 10 — said I need to warn you It unfortunately involves repeated use of the word buddy The field trip will work on the buddy system said Miss Bauer You'll sit with your buddy on the bus and stick together all day keeping an eye out for each other Wisely you must choose Origami Yoda told me DWIGHT Okay you're going to ISS for the rest of homeroom Take your slip Dwight took the slip and was already folding it into something before he went out the door We had witnessed this scene SO many times that it seemed like a normal part of home room For a while Dwight had been terrified of getting into trouble But ever since the success of the Rebellion he had gone back to his old ways of basically doing whatever popped into his head Now as I was saying You'll choose a seat buddy and then you and your buddy will sign up for a buddy bunch based on which museum

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