Emperor Pickletine Rides the Bus

Emperor Pickletine Rides the Bus — page 5 — while after that field trip and he started giving us all incredible advice Even though it was too late to help most of us with our field trip problems his advice did help Quavondo get rid of the nickname And he has helped us with a million things since then from getting me an almost sort of SARA girlfriend to saving THIS year's field trip And when Origami Yoda hasn't been able to help other origami has like Sara's Fortune Wookiee and Amy's Art2 D2 and my Foldy Wan Kenobi and so on Over the last year we've gotten used to getting help from our Star Wars origami with whatever problems we run into And now we have to leave Origami Yoda and everybody else behind WUG N00000000 I have a bad feeling about this SAD WHISTLE I like nuts ARG

Emperor Pickletine Rides the Bus — page 6 — We've begged Rabbski to change her mind She's pretty friendly nowadays and you can actually talk to her about stuff But talking to her about this does no good at all I'm sorry but this is my last field trip as a principal and I am just not going to parade you kids through our nation's capital with paper puppets on your fingers yelling May the Force be with you at the White House You're representing this school and For some reason anytime an adult decides you are representing something they decide you should represent it by being as quiet and boring as possible I do have to admit though that she was right about us yelling May the Force be with you at the White House I can totally see Lance doing that So this case file is about how and or if we survive our field trip without any origami not even Origami Yoda

Emperor Pickletine Rides the Bus — page 7 — Harvey's Comment Rabbski may be nicer but she's also gotten smarter See I wasn't worried about the No origami rule because I was planning to bring my new KIRIGAMI General Grievous Which is amazing by the way But then right after telling Tommy for the tenth time that no origami was allowed she looked right at me and said No KIRIGAMI either Tommy's Comment Yeah she's tough these days You'd think that since she decided to stop being a principal she'd relax a bit But maybe she's just trying to get it out of her system I sure hope she does before she becomes our new math teacher By the the rumor is that Mr. Randall is going to be the principal when Rabbski is done Which would be awesome There's another rumor that Howell will but that's too horrible to even think about next year way says Mr. OH YEAH WELL I DIDN'T WANT TO GO ON THE CRUMMY FIELD TRIP ANYWAY

Emperor Pickletine Rides the Bus — page 8 — ORİGAMİ YODA AND THE BUS BUDDY BY TOMMY This is a secret chapter I can't put it in the case file because that would be extremely rude to a certain person But it IS an important chapter to have because as Origami Yoda said Fate of the field trip rest on this will He said this one morning in homeroom about a week before the field trip I didn't like the ominous sound of his voice Miss Bauer just didn't like hearing his voice at all

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