To defeat the aliens and return safely to Earth the captain had to push the right button Excuse me Uh Yes I hate to bother you I know you’re busy writing and all but This is not my story
Of course it is You’re the spaceship captain No I’m not Yes you are I’m the author and I say this is your story My mistake Carry on then
Thank you Now where was I The captain had to push the right button and fire the Wait One second please Yes Our readers want to know what happens with the aliens I really think this is the wrong story for me Sigh What makes you say that For starters I have no idea which button to push Also I've never flown a spaceship
And I definitely don’t believe in aliens But it’s science fiction There HAVE to be aliens I’ve never even been to outer space Hmm maybe you’re right Sometimes my notes get mixed up