As an army of flying saucers surrounded the tiny spaceship its brave captain knew exactly what to do
To defeat the aliens and return safely to Earth the captain had to push the right button Excuse me Uh Yes I hate to bother you I know you’re busy writing and all but This is not my story
Of course it is You’re the spaceship captain No I’m not Yes you are I’m the author and I say this is your story My mistake Carry on then
