Squirrel Girl: 2 Fuzzy, 2 Furious (Volume 2)

Squirrel Girl: 2 Fuzzy, 2 Furious (Volume 2) — page 5
SHADY OAKS NAMED LEAST DESIRABLE PLACE TO RAISE A FAMILY Litter graffiti thefts and packs of feral dogs helped land our township in last place in the annual New Jersey Today poll MYSTERIOUS TAILED GIRL SAVES BABY She tore that car door right off said a local man Saved the baby from the backseat of the stolen car and caught the carjacker to boot I tell you I've never seen the like SQUIRREL GIRL SAVES THE DAY An amateur Super Villain headed to jail after Shady Oaks's local Super Hero Squirrel Girl foiled his nefarious plot SQUIRREL GIRL STOPS CONVENIENCE STORE ROBBERY I didn't know what hit me said the alleged thief Turns out it was a giant squirrel tail Man I'm telling all my buddies to avoid Shady Oaks This neighborhood is protected now ALLEGED CAR-RADIO THIEF RESCUED FROM EXTREMELY TALL TREE When asked why he was in such a tall tree the suspect responded Squirrel Girl told me to spend some time up here thinking about my life choices