SHIP AFTER AN EPIC BATTLE WITH A SWARM OF GIANT SPACE PIRANHAS OUR HEROES ROCKET AND GROOT SHIPWRECKED HAVE BEEN ON A SMALL MYSTERIOUS RATHER ANNOYING UNCHARTED PLANET
WRECKED THEY ARE BADLY INJURED FROM THE FIGHT AND THE CRASH LANDING THAT FOLLOWED THEY HAVE NO SHIP NO GUNS NO MONEY NO FOOD AND NO WATER ALL THEY HAVE IS EACH OTHER AND A TAPE DISPENSER It's a really good tape dispenser latest model makes its own tape HHHHD touch screen artificially intelligent purple with sparkles
This book is dedicated to Bill Mantlo and Keith Giffen the incredible Marvel storytellers and cocreators of Rocket Raccoon
INTRODUCTION Captain's Log This is Captain Rocket Groot and I have just been shipwrecked after a I AM GROOT Dude I am trying to record my Captain's Log here Captain's Log This is Captain Rocket Okay We have been shipwrecked I AM GROOT What What is it what is so important that you have to keep interrupting my Captain's Log about the shipwreck
