by TOM ANGLEBERGER Special Guest JOHN ROCCO GROOT STRANDED ON PLANET STRIP MALL AND
SHIP AFTER AN EPIC BATTLE WITH A SWARM OF GIANT SPACE PIRANHAS OUR HEROES ROCKET AND GROOT SHIPWRECKED HAVE BEEN ON A SMALL MYSTERIOUS RATHER ANNOYING UNCHARTED PLANET
WRECKED THEY ARE BADLY INJURED FROM THE FIGHT AND THE CRASH LANDING THAT FOLLOWED THEY HAVE NO SHIP NO GUNS NO MONEY NO FOOD AND NO WATER ALL THEY HAVE IS EACH OTHER AND A TAPE DISPENSER It's a really good tape dispenser latest model makes its own tape HHHHD touch screen artificially intelligent purple with sparkles
