All schools grow and change and Newville Elementary is no different Though our school does occasionally grow more than other schools but that’s only if I Gertie feed it too much Sometimes friends move away but new students are always coming in
This week we welcome two new students Goat and Baby Gertie Today’s story stars Goat Goat was born like any other goat hatched from a metal sculpture of a pickle with wings in an elementary school hallway A genius from birth he said his first word Bleeeeeh within minutes and his first full sentence Bleeeh bleeeeh bleeeeh within the hour Goat is exceptional at goatball loves video games devours science facts and Wait this story is about who Berry What kind of berry Strawberry Raspberry Gooseberry The rare VeryHairyBerry
I don’t remember any sentient fruit attending Newville the occasional vegetable or starch sure but OH you mean BARRY With an A The student who completely solved the climate crisis but no one was paying attention THAT Barry Okay let me start over Today’s story stars a very special kind of Barry Barry Ross who is pretty good at goatball pretty good at acting and pretty good at being annoyed that he’s only pretty good at goatball and acting Barry wishes nothing more than to find his thing The one thing he can do better than any person or goat
