The Splendid Baron SuBmarine Eric Bower Amberjack Publishing New York Idaho
For George and Doris Erk
Very Peculiar underwear StePhen SePtember 14th 1891 And that’s when the killer monkeys showed up They all started to attack me slapping me senseless with their big monkey paws when suddenly Thank you Waldo Miss Danielle said quickly That was a very interesting report But I think we’ve heard enough fiction for today I winced just as I did every time someone called me Waldo instead of W B since W B is what I prefer to be called But then I smiled and nodded my head happy that my teacher had appreciated my report to the class about how I had spent my summer It wasn’t until I had sat back down at my desk that I realized I might have misunderstood what she’d said Wait Miss Danielle I said raising my hand Is fiction the one that is true or the one that is made up Made up Miss Danielle answered Fictional stories are made up and nonfiction stories are true Now class we will be discussing
